"How do I join this fantastic and amazing fan club?", you say? Just ask! Send me an email!  Smoke signals, a singing telegram, just let me know somehow! Everyone gets in and it completely free!! CPAP-A-MOLY!!!

• 1 Official Robert Selander Fan Club Membership card!
  
  
• 1 Free Taco!
  
  
• Discounts and free admission to live shows!
  
  
• Secret messages and advance viewings of new Robert Selander videos!
  
  
• A kiss from Robert if he sees you in person!... wooooo!!!!